Why Royal Names Are Paw-fectly Regal

Let me tell you about the day I met a tiny Corgi puppy named “Sir Wellington the Third” at the dog park. His owner called out “Wellie!” and this adorable fluffball with stubby legs came running with all the dignity of an actual knight. That’s when I realized—giving dogs aristocratic names isn’t just adorable, it’s downright hilarious.

Whether you’ve just welcomed a majestic Great Dane or a scrappy little rescue mutt into your home, there’s something undeniably fun about giving them a name that suggests they might own land somewhere. After all, don’t our dogs already rule our homes (and hearts) with an iron paw?

In this blog, I’ll share some royally inspired names that might just be perfect for your four-legged nobility—from classic royal titles to names inspired by actual monarchs throughout history. Plus, I’ll share some of the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in when calling these names across the dog park!

Female Royal Dog Names

Victoria

Nothing says regal like naming your pup after the queen who ruled for 63 years. My cousin’s Beagle Victoria has the same stern look of disapproval when family members are late for dinner—truly channeling her namesake’s famous “We are not amused” energy.

This name works brilliantly for those dignified female dogs who somehow manage to look judgmental even while begging for treats. The nickname “Vicky” also works perfectly when she’s being less than regal (like when Victoria decided my cousin’s shoe collection needed “reorganizing”).

Duchess

I dog-sat a chocolate Lab named Duchess last summer, and I’ve never met a dog less deserving of her fancy name. This “royal” spent most of her time splashing in puddles and stealing socks.

That’s exactly what makes aristocratic names so fun—the delightful contrast between the dignified name and your dog rolling in something questionable at the park. Plus, yelling “Duchess, please stop eating that tennis ball!” just sounds better than “Spot, no!”

Elizabeth

My neighbor’s Border Collie Elizabeth (or “Lizzie” when she’s being naughty) somehow manages to herd all the other dogs at the park into neat formations. Her regal name suits her take-charge attitude, though it’s significantly undermined when she gets excited and runs in circles chasing her own tail.

If your dog has that certain air of authority—or if you just love the idea of announcing “Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has had an accident on the kitchen floor”—this name carries both dignity and cute nickname potential.

Male Royal Dog Names

Duke

My brother’s rescue mutt Duke looks nothing like royalty—one ear up, one ear down, and a permanent expression of happy confusion. But the minute someone rings the doorbell, Duke assumes his position as protector of the realm (aka the living room) with impressive authority.

This title works wonderfully for dogs of any size. There’s something particularly charming about a tiny Chihuahua named Duke, strutting around like he’s ten times his actual size.

Prince

I met a three-legged German Shepherd named Prince at adoption day, and the name fit him perfectly—regal, resilient, and absolutely charming. He pranced around meeting everyone as if he were hosting a royal ball.

This name works well for dogs who have that special sparkle—the ones who enter a room and immediately become the center of attention. The only downside? Prepare for endless renditions of “Purple Rain” whenever you introduce your dog to music fans.

Winston

My aunt’s bulldog Winston has the same jowly, stern expression as his namesake, Winston Churchill. He approaches his food bowl with the same determination that Churchill approached world problems.

This distinguished name suits dogs with old souls or serious faces. Of course, it becomes hilariously ironic when Winston is doing decidedly un-statesmanlike activities—like barking at his own reflection or running from the vacuum cleaner.

Noble Titles That Make Great Dog Names

Baron/Baroness

My friend’s tiny Yorkie, Baron von Wigglebottom (Baron for short), owns approximately 37 tiny sweaters and has never actually walked on grass (he’s carried). The contrast between his tiny stature and grand title makes introductions at the vet’s office absolutely hilarious.

This title works perfectly for small dogs with big personalities or any pup who acts like they’re secretly in charge of your household finances.

Earl/Countess

I dog-sit for a Countess occasionally—a retriever mix who carries her toys around like precious jewels. There’s something delightful about calling “Countess, time for walkies!” across your very un-aristocratic apartment.

These titles work especially well if your dog has discerning taste (or pretends to). My friend’s Earl refuses to eat unless his food is in the exact center of his bowl—truly maintaining his noble standards.

Lord/Lady

My cousin’s dachshund Lady Sausage (yes, that’s her full name) has her own Instagram where she’s photographed in increasingly elaborate costumes. The juxtaposition of her elongated body with her noble title just works on every level.

This pairing is perfect for dogs who either have impeccable manners or absolutely none whatsoever. There’s nothing funnier than apologizing with “I’m so sorry, Lord Barksalot is still working on his social graces” after your dog has enthusiastically greeted a visitor by jumping on them.

Royal Inspired Names From History and Fiction

Caesar

My trainer has a German Shepherd named Caesar who actually lives up to his imposing name—he knows about 30 commands and executes them with military precision. Of course, he’s also terrified of the kitchen whisk, which somewhat undermines his imperial dignity.

This name works well for natural leaders—dogs who other dogs seem to naturally follow at the park, or at least those who act like they’re in charge of everything.

Make It Official (And Free!)

Found the perfect royal name for your noble companion? Visit our Dog Name Generator to make it official with a free Paw-some Title Deed! It’s the perfect way to announce your pup’s new noble status to the world (and it makes for adorable social media content).

Remember, whether your dog lives up to their regal name or hilariously contradicts it, the joy is in the contrast between their noble title and their everyday antics. After all, even royalty needs belly rubs and treats!

Don’t forget to check out our other guides for more pet naming inspiration! 👑🐾